Out of the darkness crept a squirrel. Yep, a fucking squirrel! Believe what you will, but the darkness hordes squirrels like it’s nobody’s business. One time I walked by and the darkness had a net, like lacrosse players use, scooping squirrels into his black void of a womb. I flung myself into the the makeshift squirrel nest in an attempt to rescue them only to be rejected because my squirrelness was subpar. Bunch of prejudiced ass squirrels!
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