Within two hours I may no longer exist. I did a math problem that equated to 124 minutes, just moments ago. I really don't know what it can apply to other than my own death. Therefore, you see, my death must be looming and I need to write my will and testament immediately.
To my children: I leave all my debts.
To humanity: I leave all my problems.
I feel so much better now. Without all that grief I may very well live a bit longer. But then all my debt and problems would still be mine! Life is a bitch. Death is a blessing. I can't wait two more hours. Goodbye.
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