This is the very first story ever written of Edicius. This is what was given to me from a friend after it has disappeared for several years. So, there is no way of knowing if this was the final version or if it is right story. From memory it seems pretty correct. After looking back it is clear that the writing style of Edicius has changed tremendously. I remember writing this in highschool and the teacher didn’t think it fit the description of the assignment.

I am Edicius. Eye am Eugrom. I have obtained the mind of eye. For this I will end what eye have started. With this spoon I will remove eye.

The blood on my hand was of kin

My father, a man without sin

As he laid there and died

I became eye

In an alley without light, behind the dumpster, was a man with the biggest fuckin chainsaw you ever saw.

Upon my father the blade was laid

Blood and torso was the dead Efildaed

My father’s blood was cold and his singed flesh smelt of old goats milk. I don’t know why. He was no longer undercover. The alley was dark and was covered in phytoplankton. The moon was no longer a crescent but a croissant. It shined down on an unbeaten path.

The rain fell without a sound

People began to gather round

They all watched

Eye’s new start

Where I was not to be found

I am ashamed to let this happen to my father. Eye am glad my son is here. Modnoc, a mangy St. Bernard with tapeworms hanging out of his ass, diseased at birth. I love Modnoc. Eye really love Modnoc. Eye love the way you shake your ass. The boils and cysts on your outer rectum are the glory of mye existence. The puss drips and is bitter sweet on my lips. I awake. Go to work. I clear mye mind of the thoughts before. The information in the binding is my sanctuary. I live at home, I’m 23. My life is boring and lonely. No women. No drugs. No freedom of thought. No will. No desires. 2:00. Sandwich time. Two slices of bologna. Mustard on top. Mayonnaise on bottom. Piece of cheese between the slices. Remove the crust. Milk with 1 ½ teaspoons of sugar. 30cent napkin folded in half triangular shaped resting on my right thigh. Total price $3.67. Change, one quarter and eight pennies, everyday. Total fulfillment, content. 6:03, start my car. Red-light 6:06, 6:08 green light 6:22 home. 7:13 stare at mye wife, stare at my mom. Wednesday, awake 7:21am. Thursday, awake 7:35am. Friday, awake 11:35am. Mye mind is clear. Eye have finally snuffed out that voice in mye head.

“hello honey”

“what? Honey?”

“we haven’t fucked in a fortnight.”

“excuse me?”

“C’mon Anigav, I’m hornier than a trumpet”

“I gotta go to the post office, I’ll be back later”

“Nopmat, come here kitty kitty kitty”

Mye precious kitty, eye love mye little kitty. The oh so luscious anus of beauty. It is time for your sponge bath, and myne too. Your lips are tender like ground chuck still on my ceiling. Eye wish to fondle and caress your bosom. Mye genitalia splurged into that luscious anus and eye was satisfied. Eye couldn’t pull out. Eye was stuck so eye cut him off of me with an electric straight razor. Mmmm lunch, good ole Nopmat, Modnoc you want some Nopmat? Damn it Nopmat. Your flesh is too damned hot. Here these staples should hold you to the wall. But Eye want your appendix and spleen. Modnoc if you can reach him you can eat him.

The staples began to rust

My mother still wasn’t home

I was layered in dust

My life w sneer to be shone

For weeks I lay naked trying to dissect the light socket with pieces of my neighbors children. It’s the least Eye can do to repay my debt. Eye only owed them three dollars but Eye like to give more than Eye receive. Modnoc, mye dog. He loves to frolic with me in mye back half yard that has no grass and any pebble but it is red. It’s covered in old blood from previous engagements. Modnoc, mye dog. He likes to get frisky with me.

“ouch my dick!”

“you bit mye dick”

“Damn dog Eye’ll kill you and Eye’ll get your little doggy too!”

Mye awl. Mye precious awl. It’s great because its handy. Back pocket sized. Eye am glad it has a small hook on the end. For you see his head was detatched so much easier with the use of that hook. Eye stabbed once. Eye stabbed twice and the third time was the charm. His spinal cord gave a damn good struggle so Eye had to twist. Eye grabbed his head and twisted it around and around until the flesh began to tear as if it had vigor smortis. Locked up, seize halt like the skeletons of Jahova. His skinless body burned like a rat and his facehead mounted on a stick standing in mye living room. Eye love Modnoc’s face and cock knot, eye can never get rid of it.

“just don’t bite my dick!”

Since Eye’m all alone and my neighbors are childless and my mom escaped. The three foot tall and titless tuna holes begin to speak. They told me to rob. Spray paint and meld mye hand is a gun, Eye rob

To hide from the holes the mask I make

That dog of myne on the stake

Carved up face embroidered to myne

Incognito, they’ll think eye’m a lime.

Into Toys “R” Guns, Eye walked in with a smile. Eye looked at the clerk, he had a cigarette in his ear and snuff in his eye. Eye point my hand gun at him.

“give me all your guns!”

“what the fuck are you doin?”

“This is a hold up”

“quit pointing your fucking finger at me”

At that moment Eye shot him. Eye stole all his guns and jumped out the window. Eye scaled the building to the canopy of shingles and escaped with mye guns. Eye leaped off the roof into mye carefully placed wheel barrow of shrapnel. It hurt but once again, Eye’m incognito.

Eye was frolicking down the road

Mye wife eyed mye faced sewed

In me the chupacabra she saw

To her eye was the flaw

Without thought she ran me over

She was drunk and eye looked like rover

Eye picked myself up and ran to her car. Eye opened the door and climbed on in she slipped into anaphylactic shock. Eye needed to drag her home so what was Eye supposed to do. The car was totaled so she needed a handle. Eye had to drag her, so..Eye cut of mye reproductive handle and stitched it to her forehead. Eye drug her two miles through downtown Yettisburgh. Eye got home and vented. Momwife needed to learn a lesson.

In your womb I was grown

My one and true only home

I’ll take it back for it is myne

In here myne cancerous soul is benign

Off with your face and off with your tits. Eye’ll staple them on me, my identity erased. Off with your fingernails and off with clothes, tear out your mind and tear out your clit. The party has began and it’s a masquerade. Edicius, Eugrom, Anigav and Modnoc lets all dance as one. Me my mye you and Eye. This is destroying my mye mind and our mind. I eye need no conflict let this disease end, let the party be over. Eye want out. I want out I need to win this battle it is me my body and mye my mind. No you cant have it, it is myne. No I will win. I am Edicius. Eye am Eugrom I have obtained the mind of eye for this I will end what eye have started. With this spoon I will remove eye. Eye evomer lliw I noops siht htiw. Detrats evah eye tahw dne lliw I siht rof eye fo dnim eht deniatbo evah I morgue ma eyE. Suicide ma I. Jab that’s simply what I did right into my socket pushed really deep my optical nerve snapped. I need to end my pain this needs to end. My eye is gone but Eye isn’t

Into my head the auger was sent

Pulled out of my pocket like a piece of lent

Brains everywhere what an aroma

Sent me directly into a coma

In ICU forever, Eye have removed I.