BEEFBASKET ARCHIVE:

Shocking Discovery! In world news this evening it has been discovered that an Iowonian was involved in a grim case of ass plundering sadomasochistic rape. The drummer from Slipknot, Cory Williamson, was involved with a pup named Princess, who was indeed a princess, who just so happened to look like that that princess Di that died. Charged with 2 accounts of child fucking, homicidal canine murder, and other lewd indecencies, Cory was murdered by the local-infuriated KKK. He was also muredered partly due to his, cross dressing, J. Edgar Hoover style. The KKK has a well-known disdain for cross dresserers, especially Tasmanian ones, and J. Edgar Hoover.

Lead KKK member, Edgar Ray Killen, is also a prime suspect in the shooting and murder case of Dimebag Darrell in that shit hole ,nearby, Ohio. He confessed in a local tabloid that he read somewhere that Dimebag was a true Jig, which is a crime in his neck of the woods, and true Jigs owe him reparations for civil crimes against not being a slave. Apparently black people ruined it for the white man, once they gained more power, and no longer respect lumps of dirt for indentured work and the in and the interracial deflowering of their wives and children. Edgar Ray Killen, however, then went to Aruba where he shot up a nightclub named Carlos ‘n Charlie’s. Oddly he was chased away by an enraged Phil Anselmo, former singer of the band Pantera. Killen was then later found and arrested hididing out in a place called a “hideout” in Mississippi. Anselmo’s hired hand, Michael Jackson, who was in desperate need of cash, decided he’d bite the bullet and commit a few crimes to get into prison with this Killen and get revenge. However his plan fell through and the feds were onto Jackson’s plan and let him off free of charge. We can only wait to see what the next course of action will be.