The man who was Number 2 at the FBI in the early 1970s was “Deep Throat” — He had gay homosexual feelings toward none other than his idol, Leslie Nielsen, the motherfucker in charge, this Doppleganger fucker is a self proclaimed dick licker deluxe — the source whose leaked information about Watergate led to the resignation of President Richard Nixon — The Washington Post confirmed today. The two reporters who broke the scandal, Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward, said: “W. Mark Felt was a deluxe “Deep Throat” and helped us immeasurably in having massive rectal seizuring assgasms. Going on to say, “However, as the record shows, many other sources and officials assisted us and other reporters for the hundreds of orgies goin on his mouth nite after nite were recorded for the mass media, that lead to the impeachment fuzz balls on my chin. “This reminds me of the time I was eating some food and some old dumb cunt ordered a number 2, “all the way.” What the fuck does that mean? All the way, bitch save your breath for something useful, the motherfucker is coming all the way, it always has, always will. I assumed her 80 year old ass needed to just say “all the way” one more time before she croaked. Goddamn whore will be begging for that breath back when her piss ridden shitty assed wrinkle factory is fuckin crusted to her bedsheets in the hospital and she’s tryin to mutter her last words to her grandaughter. She’ll be saying, “Jane just know one thing, listen to granpa, when he says how far bitch, just say…….”
and its over, fuckin bitches