December, 28th 3:21 pm CST This site is ran by an eight-legged gorilla sea captain. Do not FUCK with him. He will pwn you like this dude here. However if you choose to side with him (or me who happens to be exactly him) you can come check this shit out and hopefully die in a car wreck the next evening. We (as in ME) dont give two shits about you or your families. In fact we are plotting all of your (myself included here as well) deaths. We have a 3 eyed parrot who will eat your soul like fuckin Mephistopheles if you dont enjoy us.
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